That’s it, I’m going to start investing/stocking up on cute lingerie

So that when I have a man, he’ll partially enjoy it.

When I’m nervous, I burp.

I’m not even lying about this shit; it just comes out.

No wonder I get all the guys!!!

Oh wait, I dont.____________________.

FUCK YOU MOM YOU ARE NOT GIVING AWAY MY BARBIES!!

They are MY Barbies and I’m saving them to pass down to my daughters. They don’t make Barbies like they used too and I have so many memories with them. I never had sisters, I never had anyone to play with, and that is a reminder of my amazing childhood. Fuck off mom, let me keep that since you’ve given away almost everything else. Don’t be an asshole.

You guys, I got a modeling gig.

Bahahaha, its for a friends fashion blog. Anyways, its actual photoshoots&I can dress how I’d like. Im fat&I want to model. Sue me.

Ugh, im gnna get rid of my septum and get double nostril piercings.

And my Snow White thigh tattoo at the end of May. Anyways, how are you guys tonight?(:

One last thing before I head off to bed;

Im pretty bummed he&I didn’t talk much/at all this weekend. Hopefully tomorrow we get a chance to text for a bit.

If you like me; show me.

Don’t ignore me.

Anonymous:
Do you want to get married?

Yes, It’s something I’ve always dreamed of. I honestly can’t wait until I have that man to spend the rest of my life with I can’t wait to settle down, cook for him, spend so much time together, go on cute dates, talk about our days before falling asleep, and then raising a family. I absolutely adore kids; I can’t wait to have kids of my own(: